Wednesday, September 23, 2009

If You Give a Moose a Muffin


So Ryan has spent the last four eventful days at a trade show in Chicago. On Tuesday, day two to be exact, I was reminded of the time when upon coming home to our closet-sized apartment in Logan, I was hit directly in the face with a moose. Attached to the ceiling, the moose must have been calculated exactly at Leslie Barlow's eye level. The sentiment was simple: I miss, make that moose you. I kept the moose and this week the sentiment of missing, or moosing, has hit me in the face as though -again- stapled to the ceiling with pupils parallel to mine.
Our conversations this week have been totally mundane. I have been assured, make that guaranteed I will be coming out to the windy city next year, recovering from spinal taps or not. We've even discussed taking the twins out to the trade show, dressed like Kangaroos, to act as makeshift mascots and hand out fliers. At any rate, I'm sort of jealous that every time I talk to Ryan he's like--
"I'm on my way to grab some Thai food."
"I'll call you after I'm done sight seeing downtown-man, you would love it here."
"Sorry I can't hear you, I'm at a Jazz Club."
(From which I have been promised a souvenir.)

and every time he asks what I'm doing.

You know the drill, it's wiping, feeding, cleaning, carpooling, refereeing, punishing, something, someone, three little someones. Luckily with the help of "who's your favorite aunt?" (some people nickname themselves) Jocelyn. Honestly, what has the windy city got on Jocelyn?

In the midst of a rainstorm and a couple of really bad migraines and two four-year old temper tantrums that were inevitable this week we set out to conquer the world by way of the kitchen. Who knew we could concoct our own recipe for organic Beef Stew? Chicken Stir-fry? Oven-bake homemade french fries to compliment a rotisserie chicken? And finally in a crowning event for which we are still patting ourselves on the back, Magelby's carrot raisin muffins with secret caramel nut topping, equally as satisfying as finding the perfect Halloween costume.


I'll bet you can't guess what it was.

Experimenting in the kitchen has trickled into other areas, like what would happen with a little hair gel and this girl?




Don't you think pigtails should come with some kind of warning? After careful thought I have devised it: do not attempt pigtails unless you are fully prepared to see your baby turn into a toddler before your very eyes. This day was a doozey because I put her in this outfit the twins wore, like yesterday.


A pigtail silhouette.

And a whole bunch of other Ryan-proof things: Gilmore Girls marathons, shopping expeditions, cozy afternoons with Little Women, chatty chatty nights with no mention of technology, and, finally, circa 9 pm tonight, the realization that why yes, we could in fact put nuts in the muffins without suffering the wrath of our test group. Even more ironic, while consuming said muffins and watching said Gilmore Girls, the following phrase entered our muffin-numbed minds:

"All I'm saying is, sometimes eating a walnut is preferable to getting hacked to death or set on fire during dinner."

I think I will commit that one to memory.
See you tomorrow Tiger.

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Blogger Unknown said...

Wow I needed to be spending the week at your house. You sound like you are living the life of my dreams, shopping with a built in buddy that is way better because she is your sister, well lets just say shopping in general, cooking new and fun things, staying up late chatting and watching the kind of movies that never make their appearance in the house when the men are around, actually finding costumes that your kids want to wear, um you could do a costume change with your girls that night and go around the neighborhood TWICE if you wanted to. And I can't even find two separate different gender winners.

I think that I will be living vicariously through you and your blog, as you live through Ryan and his phone calls. I don't dream of Chicago, but I do dream of really fun things to do all day. You have that one in the bag.

1:58 PM  
Blogger Lonna said...

Blast! you know who info is right...no not a creepy stalker, just me Lonna, unless you think that I am a creepy stalker.

2:01 PM  
Blogger Syl said...

I 'moose' you all too! I can't believe how quickly Liv is growing up! I hope it works out that you can go with Ryan next year.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Allison said...

You are exactly right! You put pig tails in Liv's hair and all the sudden she is twice as old! Adorable! Oh how much I can imagine myself there laughing at the fast-quick-humored Girlmore Girls and experimenting in the kitchen! And "twitches" wasn't that some disney show or something? L&M will be the most darling children to open the door for on Halloween! Love you!

8:27 PM  
Blogger Claudine said...

The first time I put Emmie's hair in pig tails, I about started crying! How dare they grow up so fast? Good luck with Ryan gone, it's hard enough just waiting for them to come home from work at the end of the day, let alone have them gone for a whole week! At least you're getting some good girl-time in! :) Sure miss you guys!

8:41 AM  
Blogger Crystal Taylor said...

I can't believe your little Liv is walking. Mason is still a month or so away. It's hard to believe a year has already flown by.

8:12 PM  
Blogger Ruth said...

Ha ha! I love Gilmore girls. I felt sorry for that girl with the salads until she brought out the third one with walnuts! Then all sympathy went out the window! Sounds like you guys had fun together. I love you girls!

9:03 PM  
Blogger Beth H said...

I wouldn't know about the pigtail thing since my kids are pretty much born with them. But I guess that is why everyone always thinks my kids are twice as old as they really are.
Gilmore Girls is my naptime favorite. It saves me from insanity nearly every afternoon. Last time Spencer went out of town I watched several episodes followed by a midnight viewing of Sweet Home Alabama. As much as you miss your hubby, it's kinda nice to have a break from Sports Center, Deadliest Warrior, and Man vs. Wild.

4:39 PM  

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