And Baby Makes Three
What is it with widespread fallacies about the origin, the genetics, the likelihood of having twins? It seems everyone we meet is an expert. In the last three years, we have heard strange biology lectures from the unlikeliest of folks, mostly strangers, upon noticing our dynamic duo. And repeats, too. Some of my personal favorites:
"Did you know that (identical/fraternal) twins run on the (mom's/dad's mother's father's/father's mother's) side?"
"Did you know that twins on the (father's/mother's mother's father's/father's mother's) side skip a generation?"
And lately:
"Did you know that if you've already had twins, you are more likely to have them again?"
We can conclude that all of the above information, true or untrue, comes with the territory. The only solid information we could weasel out of experts is that 1-there does seem to be a genetic component to twins and 2-There is 1% chance of conceiving twins naturally. The rest is can be summed up with my handy dictionary:
urban legend
noun
a humorous or horrific story or piece of information circulated as though true, esp. one purporting to involve someone vaguely related or known to the teller
But one rainy day last month when I suddenly decided I could not tolerate the color orange and everything I ate came right back up, I knew we would see two lines but would we see two babies? More than two babies? What if all of these urban legends combined and we suddenly became parents to eight children in just two pregnancies? I will spare the next few miles of that train of thought, except that to say we would like to announce our new addition, currently and appropriately named "singleton." And even though the only thing we know about singleton is that he/she loves peaches, hates waffles, and doesn't feel the need to come equipped with a built-in best friend, we couldn't be more ecstatic to welcome this little one to our family. Because as it turns out, they don't know it yet, but we've got a couple of little best friends waiting for you here.
"Did you know that (identical/fraternal) twins run on the (mom's/dad's mother's father's/father's mother's) side?"
"Did you know that twins on the (father's/mother's mother's father's/father's mother's) side skip a generation?"
And lately:
"Did you know that if you've already had twins, you are more likely to have them again?"
We can conclude that all of the above information, true or untrue, comes with the territory. The only solid information we could weasel out of experts is that 1-there does seem to be a genetic component to twins and 2-There is 1% chance of conceiving twins naturally. The rest is can be summed up with my handy dictionary:
urban legend
noun
a humorous or horrific story or piece of information circulated as though true, esp. one purporting to involve someone vaguely related or known to the teller
But one rainy day last month when I suddenly decided I could not tolerate the color orange and everything I ate came right back up, I knew we would see two lines but would we see two babies? More than two babies? What if all of these urban legends combined and we suddenly became parents to eight children in just two pregnancies? I will spare the next few miles of that train of thought, except that to say we would like to announce our new addition, currently and appropriately named "singleton." And even though the only thing we know about singleton is that he/she loves peaches, hates waffles, and doesn't feel the need to come equipped with a built-in best friend, we couldn't be more ecstatic to welcome this little one to our family. Because as it turns out, they don't know it yet, but we've got a couple of little best friends waiting for you here.
15 Comments:
I am glad and sad that your new addition is by itself. Congratulations! I am so excited.
Well if that is supposed to be a pregnancy photo you better be like 6 weeks pregnant at least. You don't even look pregnant, but congratulations becca told me today. I am huge or at least I feel that way. When are you due? Do you know it is only one for sure or not yet?
We are so excited! Congratulations on your 'singlton'! an excellent number
Congrats! Hope its a boy! :-)
Hooray! I hope that you can come up with a name to fit into the "kingdom". Congrats! We are so excited for you. Oh you forgot to mention that he/she likes soup too.
I can't wait to hear more about it as you get further along. And anytime you want to start looking pregnant will be fine. You look great.
AHHH!!!! i'm so excited for this event! i will aid you in whatever you need this summer. WOO!!
Wow! Congrats! I just love the way you announce things. It makes it much more exciting to read you blog. Are you a writer? You should be! Good luck with the pregnancy!
Congrats, I am sooo suprised! I am so excited for you guys, its such great news!
We just couldn't be any more happy for you guys! You have a HUGE cheering section here in Utah and are so excited to follow your progress along this path. With only one baby, you'll hardly know what to do with yourself! Baby Barlow is going to be SOOO loved with his/her three mommies!
fun fun!!
wow the thought of more than one again, I don't really know what to say.
Gratz babe! I am so happy for you all!
YAYYYYYYYY!!!!! That is so awesome! Congrats. Keep everyone updated so I can hear all the singleton news!
Congratulations! We are happy for you and Ryan. Hope you have no problems this time and feel pretty well.
Tricia said she really enjoyed seeing your parents.
Love,
Grandma H
Congrats guys! We've found having a single baby after twins is definitely easier (except for the two toddlers running around). We're excited for you.
Kenny and Ann
Congratulations!!! I just got around to checking blogs after a long while. That's so exciting! And I thought that picture was to show off a new haircut when I scrolled through fast. I'm with Lonna...anytime you want to start looking pregnant would be fine :) And when are you due?
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