Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Queen of Peaches

How to Maintain Your Thunder Thighs: A Lesson by Liv Barlow

Recruit two of your favorite sisters, not to mention fruit puffs in your favorite fruit.
Have them do a test run. Observe carefully.


As always, they may fight over who gets a turn first...


They usually come to a compromise.


Pay no attention to that mom behind the camera.


Don't forget to squeeze in plenty of time for girl talk, especially the comings and goings of Minnie Mouse.


Relish every second being the center of their world.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

There is Beauty All Around

How I love Saturday mornings in these parts. Immediately upon opening the front door you are met with a buzzing and whirling of activity. Birds, lawn mowers, sprinklers, chainsaws, each contributing to the symphony of invigorating activity, with a common goal to make the world more beautiful (with the exception of that blasted motorcyclist). Yesterday I decided to add my instrument of choice to the mix, that's right the shop vac. Having been one of the proud owners of our shop vac for two years, I had previously failed to recognize its level of intensity until my car was in desperate need of some cleaning. After a test run, I thoroughly evaluated my feelings toward the contraption: I think we're going to have a beautiful life together.

Not to mention what the white noise did to this girl.
(I think Pluto makes a good pillow too.)



Each morning, before the Strawberry Oatmeal is even on the stove, I hear the alarm system sound as two little ones make their way out the door. Turns out, the break of dawn is the prime time of day to catch potato bugs, or as L & M so lovingly refer to them, rollie pollies. Rollie pollies are a sad substitute for a pet I know, but when pet allergies and a little bit of OCD runs in your family, you have to explore other venues. Ryan found the girls a little house for their newfound friends, dead and alive, and come to find out, the new hobby has bloomed from a collection to somewhat of a sport. Half of the excitement is seeing who will show up on the porch next.
Just today I heard London drop another one into the mix, saying, "there's another Uncle for you!"
And then she told them all quite solemnly, You are a child of God.




Yesterday I also re-emerged my tree-pruning skills (does 're-emerged' mean they had to be there in the first place?) I figured, I'm already the family barber, how much harder can it be to give the trees a little snip-a-roo? Well, judging from a few mishaps, including the discovery of hornets and birds harmoniously living in my tree, it appears my hair cutting disasters carry over to topiary. I think a little practice is in store, but maybe someday our trees will look as pruned as our neighbors'... ps. Unlike the barbering business, the task is almost impossible without a large ladder, not to mention you come away with blisters.



Our lawn is finally making its way out of depression. A couple of years of neglect and fire ants left it feeling no self-worth. Ryan has given his best effort to try to talk it off the ledge, and this spring a little life emerged...We think there is hope yet.
Speaking of lawns, it rained yesterday, one of those tropical rainforest sort of storms that I love. L & M must have gotten a little carried away because they came back into the house soaking wet. It appears once again, their love of water reigns superior. While I was getting the girls bathed and into bed, Ryan finished up the Mount Everest of 2009: cleaning the garage, which event was even more insurmountable than it sounds. Alas, he was rewarded for his efforts around 10 pm, with this little guy.



And the story that will be etched into my memory forever...
Ryan was mowing the lawn while I was helping the girls on bikes, when Maddie suddenly had to go potty. The aforementioned 'opening the front door' skill comes in handy when you don't want to pack up three kids for one potty break, so I let her do her thing. A few minutes later, even over, I repeat, even over the deafening motor of the lawn mower, I heard a very shrill, very angry Madelyn Jane Barlow's voice--"MOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!" She was yelling from the toilet! Not to mention, the front door was closed. The lung power on that girl is deafening, I could barely hear London talking and she was two feet from my face. Oh wow, Maddie stops at nothing when she needs immediate attention. You gotta admire her determination! I was laughing all the way into the house. I am still laughing.

And there's a little glimpse into our Saturday.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Pfour Years Old

Yesterday was pretty much the perfect day to turn four. Good thing too because our oldest(s) decided to do just that.


We started off the day with the traditional presents. Then mixed it up with a playdate, a wrestling match, and



Pretty sure Liv ate more than her share of wrapping paper.


Then it was off to Lake Pflugerville with our nearest and dearest, that's right the Austin Barlows and Aunt Heather. The rest of the evening turned out to be a combination of L & M's all-time favorites:


pizza + gwen + water =serious girl talk


kites, ones that work at that


aunt lonna & aunt heather, of equal celebrity status around here


frisbee + water= daddy daughter time


harry and pizza, pizza and harry


cupcakes cupcakes cupcakes cupcakes cupcakes cupcakes cupcakes
(i am currently off sugar, does it show?)


the birthday candles did not light but i assured them their wishes will come true


i was lucky to spend the day with the girls that have dazzled and enchanted us, not to mention kept us on our toes since the very beginning. how has it already been four years?

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Duck Duck Duck

When Ryan came home from work last week, I met him with an ultimatum. I can no longer handle triplets, twins and a singleton. There is not enough time in the day, let alone energy, to handle this much poop. It's either the ducks, I said, or me.

Ryan thought it over carefully.
Wondered for a minute if Lola 1, Lola 2 and Frankie were in fact big enough to survive the wild on their own.



Of course they are I said, after all they have survived one month in this family.
Tripled in size.
Almost gotten hugged to death on numerous occasions.



Besides, I reminded him, they're triplets. If it's one thing we know about multiples, it's that they always stick together.



Ryan chose wisely.
Packed up London, Madelyn, Lola, Lola and Frankie.
Headed to the lake and--









No tears were shed. The twins knew even driving home from rural Georgetown with three wild ducklings in the back, chirping so loudly we couldn't hear ourselves talk, that Lake Pflugerville would indeed be the perfect home for their triplets once they got big enough.
Besides, it gives us all peace of mind to know they'll be living with Betsy.







Things since have been pretty quiet around here, though I would argue that getting rid of three ducks has in no way cut back on the amount of poop I deal with daily. However, it has put my mind at ease to look out the back window and see L & M kicking a ball around instead of trying to shove a blade of grass into three ducks' mouths, yes, I think we are making progress.

Every time we pass by the lake, we wave hello to our feathered, not to mention, 8-legged friends. I always ask L & M what they think Betsy and the ducks are doing that day and the possibilities include everything from putting up a Christmas tree to going to church or baking cupcakes for Mother's Day. Usually, it's some form of the activities that occupy L & M's mind the most: holidays and birthdays, pink frosting.

See, it's just like having them in the backyard.